How to Survive Michael Myers

How to Survive Michael Myers

With 128 screen-kills to his name, Micheal Myers is the embodiment of evil. He’s been shot, stabbed, beheaded, set on fire, and even blown up. But everyone knows you can’t keep a good slasher down. He’s always watching, always waiting, and always ready to strike. With the release of Halloween Kills, audiences are eager to start the spooky season with Haddonfield’s favorite masked madman. But we’re pretty sure you’d be singing a different tune if, this time, Michael Myers was after you. But don’t worry, you’re not alone. Today, we’ll be the Dr. Loomis to your Laurie Strode. We’ll give you the tips to not just survive a night of terror, but how to stop Michael once and for all.

00:00 Intro
01:59 Step 1: Cancel Halloween
02:28 Step 2: Get some family therapy
03:03 Step 3: Fill Your Bathtub
04:12 Step 4: Get Radioactive
05:00 Step 5: Be thorough

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